James the Superstar  RAFT

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James was having a great year and he had nothing more to prove to his lovely French wife. Always as a young boy James wanted to be like his father Steve Austin, but to his dismay could never be nearly as large and physically outrageous as his father. Yet he stilled joined the WWE as superstar even if he could never live up to his father’s legacy, he wished and hoped he could, but never thought he could, until that one night. That one night was now a day in late October James had begun his WWE season like no other in the past ten years he had one thirteen matches in a row with only 30 strikes landing that’s an average of 2.307 a match, absolutely outstanding in all regards. At this point you might think James is having thoughts of surpassing his legendary father because of this run, but in James mind he still has 37 more matches to go and a lot of time to goof up.  This thought is a good one for sure. Yet it never happens 37 matches later with four losses only two hundred landed hits on him and a high spirit James is excited to be participating in his first Summer Slam the end all be all of matches, 30 plus contenders all in the ring at one time all fighting to be the last one in and James want to win…BAD.  With stars in his eyes the day finally comes. The Testosterone oozing the hype of the crowd bearing down and energizing every superstar the lights shining way above and the harsh smell of body odors that fill the arena it’s all so tantalizing to James. He could finally do what his father never did and that’s win, win this match and be the best of the best the grand supreme the Michael Jordan the Tiger Woods (before the, well you know), the Tom Brady, he could win. But he doesn’t’,  in fact he’s never there this is a dream, funny how things can seem so real so vivid yet be fake and made up like some kind of cruel set up that your brain just says “ I want you to have a bad day.”  James is still a superstar in the WWE, his dad is still Steve Austin but, he is the worst of the worst he signs autographs after every match but only signs a couple pieces of paper he does children’s party’s to make enough money to pay for the car that he and his wife got a loan to get. But that day after he had the dream wasn’t too bad because his wife has found him a fighting league right outside of the province of Montréal this is where he and his beautiful wife go. The only catch though, she says is that they must breed and keep in their canines of the fluffy variety in their humble abode. Because the league is so tempting he graciously agrees with the terms. The Montréal league is fun. James is the best he has the most wins the best form and the best well everything there is no man better. The only person who has beaten him is the commissioner for the league Helga. She  beats him every time with a choke or a punch to the kidney whatever may be the case she does it and does it well, better than any American in the WWE. Helga is a very interesting person for she sees no limits she has no boundaries, she has no clue when to stop. This is James downfall.  The last match of the season and it’s against Helga, brutal, unforgiving and violent, and James is facing her. His wife is there with all 6 of their canines of the fluffy variety, to watch them fight, but this time is different. Immediately Helga gets James in a choke hold and does not let go, as a fighter James struggles until the upper part of his back gets really hot and he hears a snap. He goes limp no feeling anywhere. Helga has broken his cervical vertebra and left him paralyzed. Yet a miracle of sorts is happening. He thinks that this must be a dream but in fact he is no further from dreaming than right now. Above him stand 6 short fluffy figures rolling him onto his stomach and prodding his cervical vertebra down to his upper back. The treatment is soothing, "wait" thinks James "how can this be soothing if I am paralyzed," he has regained feeling and is moving the odd prodding has worked and to a great amount. He feels new and beats Helga how I don’t think James or anyone in the audience knew how any of the actions that just happened came to be but they did and in the end James might be just as much of a legend as his father (but probably not).